Every once in a while, it's nice to draw beauty inspiration from those sources you may not generally consider. We so often overlook that which is right in front of us! So, this Beauty Tuesday is extra close to home. As in, less than two minutes away from my own residence. James Robert Shepard III, my best friend and
bandmate, is a champion among men because of his poise, serenity, and overwhelming ability to speak with speed. Not only is this guy smart as a bee sting, he can dance and play guitar like a maniac and sing with the resounding triumph of a choir of angels. With great despair I bear the solemn news that no, all men cannot be James Shepard, and for that they have every right to go ahead and cry. However, my good tidings are that YES! All men can be
like James Shepard! Here are your instructions.
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First of all, lots of beauty sleep is extremely important. Your ideal sleep
schedule is 1:00 AM - 9:00 AM on weekdays and 4:00 AM - 2:00 PM
on the weekends. |
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Get your social media on. |
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Promote peace. |
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Live on a steady vegetarian-college-student diet of refined carbohydrates,
vegetable variations, and refried beans. |
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Always be polite when you drop your pencil. |
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Simon & Garfunkel should be a major inspiration.
Speaking of which, you must be an incredibly
talented and dedicated guitarist and vocalist. |
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Make mac n' cheese for all of your girlfriends. The ladies love a man
who can cook. |
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Be curious (and have a hereditary cute nose). |
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Flaunt what your mama gave ya. |
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Shoot everything with your imaginary revolver(s). Sound effects required. |
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